Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
i’m watching charmed and they just traveled to the future… which is the year 2009… and there’s a commercial on the giant box tv about mtv’s real world on the moon…
Kevin Spacey as Veep’s Selina Meyer & Julia Louis-Dreyfus as House of Cards’ Frank Underwood?! Yup—we went there for our Best Characters on TV issue.
Quotes from awesome female characters:
↳ ❝ I’m gonna completely obliterate him with my fucking poise and sophistication. ❞ - Selina Meyer from Veep